So, like, apparently this dude, Mike Walters, is gonna peace out as the American national security advisor. I mean, I guess that’s kinda a big deal or whatever. But honestly, who really cares, right?
In other news, there’s this new record set in Mumbai for property registration. Like, cool story bro. I wonder if anyone actually reads this stuff.
Oh, and apparently there’s been some bombing in Gaza, with like 29 people dead or something. It’s all part of some victory against Hamas, or so they say. Seems like a pretty messed up situation over there.
On May 1st, there was this heartbreaking photo of a Palestinian dad at a refugee camp in Gaza, holding his children’s toys and stuff after losing them in an Israeli attack. Man, that’s rough.
And hey, there’s this investigation starting in India about some school kids getting sick from snake bites in their food. Like, who drops a snake in the lunch, seriously?
Then there’s this whole drama between India and Pakistan, with the Pakistani foreign minister talking smack on video. I mean, can’t we all just get along or something?
Alright, so that’s the latest scoop, folks. Stay tuned for more riveting news that you probably didn’t ask for, but hey, someone’s gotta report it, right?